Frequently Asked Questions
(Maybe not that frequently, but you know – frequently enough.)
Q: Will you manage my social media for me?
A: No, but we have several partners who are great at that.
We will be happy to introduce you.
Q: How much does a video cost?
A: That depends.
Q: On what?
A: On what level of production value you actually need in order for it to be good. Kevin Smith made Clerks for $10,000. Had he spent $1 million, it wouldn't have been any funnier. But a $10,000 version of Terminator would have been pretty terrible.
Q: Do you offer a discount for NRA members?
A: Definitely not.
Q: Do you hate America?
A: No. We love it. We wish that our government did some things differently, but we love this country for many reasons, freedom of expression being chief among them.
Q: Could God make a rock so heavy that Jesus couldn't lift it?
A: It's difficult to say, but realistically God would probably outsource
that kind of heavy manufacturing because He's a very busy deity.